Edible Edwards

So last night I didn't know what I was in the mood for today at all. I asked Angela what kinda cookies I should make. And she suggested chocolate and peanut butter. But I am just so sick of Jacob (aka Peanut Butter) so I went with Carmel (aka Edward!) Yay for Edward cookies! He is chocolate (every girl's dream) but a pale one! He has a smooth, sexy, sweet, carmel center! And he sparkles with sugar! Woot! What more could a girl ask for? Its everything you want in a cookie! And a boy. Mmmm yeah I went there. Everybody enjoys Edward cookies. Angela made an "O" face. And Amy's exact words were "Mmm.. OH! That surprised me!"

So I baked my cookies and then Mom and Dad got in a fight over something stupid and I was like "Yeah..I'm totally leaving." So I texted Angela and I went to her house early. Que was there making homemade pizza. Which was really good. But it would have been better if he hadn't parked in MY spot. /huffs and folds arms

I do like Que though. I just wish he'd stop hurting Angela. It was fun tonight though. Even though I was forced to watch some parts of a movie called Top Gun with Tom Cruise. I hate that man more than most people. He is just the worst celebrity. He can't act. He isn't hot. He is a freak. He is a douche. The only thing he did right in life was make a cute kid. And that was only partly him. And I heard she was a brat anyway. /shrug

I didn't have time to eat any of my own cookies today. And I just had a bite and wow. Edward is good. He is very good. Speaking of very good. I stepped out of the shower today and put on my favorite pair of jeans and a t-shirt. I realized not only did I NOT have to shimmy into my jeans but my butt looks bigger in them! I have never had much of a butt, and these jeans didn't even give the illusion that I had a butt, unlike all of my skinny jeans. But these jeans are just comfy. But now they are comfy AND make my butt look big! Maybe even because it is getting bigger! I can only hope. Either way..it so made my day to just look at my butt in the mirror. Yeah, I said it. You heard it. Lets move on.

This guy in my guild in WoW is really annoying and immature. And I can't stand him. So every time he talks I try to say something to make him look stupid or feel stupid. He is really arrogant. And I think he is also sexist. But anyway. This is what just happened and it cracked me up -



Quotes of the day:
Me: "Bow chicka bow wow chicka bow wow chicka chicka."
Angela: "Doubt that."
Me: "Perhaps just bow wow since he is a werewolf."

JoJo: "WTH? It's a GIRL party. Is he gay?"

Me: "My ass is fun sized apparently. And I'm extremely okay with this."

Me: "Bella here. Home safe. Checking in with Alice. Over.
Angela: "10-4 Bella. This is Alice... I read you good buddy. Over."

Angela: "Isn't he adorable?"
Me: "For a werewolf yeah."

Angela: "Oooo you kickled me!"
Me: "She is kicklish right there!"

Me: "Angela, Edward just made you orgasm."

Amy: "Mmm.. OH! That surprised me!"
Angela: "She got to the creamy center!"

Me: "My hair smells glorious and I just now realized."


Question of the day:
What is your most used website? (I just realized for me its Google, how lame am I..)