JAPANESE fortune cookies

Today I went to the library with Amy and the kids. Then we went to Wal-Mart. I talked to Jojo on the phone for a bit but he was quickly scared away by the sound of kids in the background lol. And then we went on a huge adventure to find Chinese food. It was a bust. We went to the Chinese place in J-ville first. And it was closed. So then we went to the one in Cabot. It turns out that its not really Chinese food its Japanese food I guess. I walked out without a fortune cookie. And I was like screw this I don't care if I didn't dine in. I want a damn fortune cookie! So I went back in and asked for one. Turns out that was a highly offensive thing to ask. And she got really defensive. I'm sure she was thinking "stupid white people" and probably pretty proud of herself for getting an attitude with me. But if she thinks that she embarrassed me she is way wrong. It in fact made my day to make her so offended. And I had to keep myself from laughing in her face. So..after that I went to knight's and got a box of fortune cookies. SO YEAH, SCREW YOU JAPANESE RESTAURANT!

We went home and ate our crappy small amounts of Japanese food. That's another way in which Japanese food sucks apparently. Then I opened my fortune cookie and my fortune read "Boys will be boys, and so will a lot of middle-aged men." This was ironic because I had just had a convo with Angela about her ex-hubby sucking badly. And then shortly after reading and eating that cookie I had an arguement with Patty. IRONY! Okay, those are the highlights of my day. Moving along now.

Quotes of the day:
(And now Quotes of the day brings you..Angela and I pretending to be Edward and Bella.)

Angela: "Yeah you don't belong in my world!"
Me: "I belong with you. Dead and sparkly though.. Not the human way. Because that would only leave for some boring perverted books."
Angela: "Ok well then. So be it. I'll promise to love you eternally and touch your face alot."
Me: "That's all I ask. And that you not spend money on me. Or throw me parties. Or forbid me to do anything. Okay, I actually ask alot."
Angela: "As long as you don't want physical intimacy..."
Me: "Its okay I'll rape you on our wedding night and then get pregnant so you can't leave me. Then when you think you're going to force me into an abortion I'll bring your bitch of a sister into the situation."
Angela: "Sounds good. Where do I sign?"
Me: "Just sign this piece of paper saying "be safe." Then later we can both laugh at how you don't follow your own advice when I get pregnant."
Angela: "Hey... I have an idea! When you go into labor... I can rip the baby out of your uterus with my teeth. Fun times?"
Me: "Ah yes. I will enjoy that because I enjoy things that are bad for me just to see if you can grow grey hair. But its okay because you're the heroine addict here."
Angela: "Haha ok now I'm smiling. We're crazy!"
Me: "Yes we are. 10 mins. I timed that shit. And I was the last one to speak. What's the score Angela 2 me 3? Fuuuuuuck yeahhhh!"
Angela: "Not fair though.. I'm approving payroll for 23 people AND scheduling time off for them at the same time.. Along with working my time report for last wednesday."
Me: "I love when you talk work talk. Let's make out until its painful for you. Then I can try and force you into more because I'm a greedy bitch."
(This skit was brought to you by Snuggie.)

Me: "Hey do you have these in the boxes?"
Random Wal-Mart guy: "You play world of warcraft?"
Me: "Yeah..." /awkward pause with starring "So do you?"
Random Wal-Mart guy: "No.." /another awkward pause
Me: "Right.." /runs away

Angela: "K I'll let you know details later this wk."
Me: "You make it sound like an evil plan.. I'm waiting for Perry the Platypus to jump out and thwart our plans."

Me: "You forgot the fortune cookies.."
JAPANESE lady: "We don't have fortune cookies. This isn't a CHINESE restaurant."
Me: /grinning "OKAY.."

Amy: "You highly offended her!"
Me: "I KNOW! It was so worth it. That made my day. I almost want to go back in there and ask her what kinda restaurant it is then."
Me: "And why don't they have fortune cookies?"
Amy: "Well I guess you found your question of the day."

Zach: "Ask chacha what the definition of martian is."
Me: "Okay I will later. Wait what? Why are you looking up the definition of martian? And are you at school doing this?"

Me: "JoJo!!!"
JoJo: "Babysue!!!"
Me: "I'm glad we have interesting nicknames for each other. But they would be highly embarrassing to say in front of other people."

Question of the day:
Why don't Japaneses people eat fortune cookies?

When it rains it pours

All I did all day pretty much was lay around. I am just in such a bad mood. I'm so depressed. I don't even fully know why. I just don't care about anything. I just hate everything. I just don't want to do anything or eat anything. I just want to lay around and be sad. I don't know why. But it seems logical enough. Especially since it rained tonight alot. I literally just laid on my loft and watched and listened to the storm outside. I didn't feel like reading or even really watching t.v. or being online. I just didn't want to DO anything today. So the picture of the day is just me laying down listening to the rain. OOOO creative right? Yeah I know. Amy was seriously the only person I really talked to today. Everybody else who texted me I was just kinda BLEH. And Jojo wasn't feeling good anyway. Angela didn't text me today she must be busy or something. Okay back to listening to the rain and or going to bed early.

Quotes of the day:
Amy: "How are we suppose to do that. You're getting too creative for me."

Me: "Sucks for you."
Amy: "Thanks for the heart felt sympathy."
Me: "No problem."

Me: "I hate EVERYTHING right now."


Question of the day:
Why can't Arkansas just fucking snow for once?

Got? Leaf...s

So today I went shopping with Angela and Jessica. I woke up took a shower and got ready then Angela picked me up. We went and got her car washed then went to La Push to pick up Jessica. Ha-ha. We saw this sign that said "Got? Leafs" and I don't really know what the ad was for but it was hilarious and poorly done. We then went to Chili's and stuffed our faces (literally!) Then we went shopping. ALLLLL DAY. And as much as I LOATH shopping this actually wasn't half bad. I had fun with them. And I got Zach and Ashley done! And part of John's gift. Now all I have left is Alan, Angela and the rest of John's gift. I think that's it..

Amy was sending me pics of the kids all day. It looks like they have been having fun in Mississippi. And Jojo called me while we were at Barnes and Noble. I like that I can talk to him about nothing and still enjoy it. I miss having that with people. I used to have that with Patty but now it seems to be lost. I can't seem to hold a conversation with him lately to save my life. I don't know if its me or him..or what.. But I know its why I have been moody lately and not at all in the mood to blog. I hope it changes soon. I miss him and what we have always had. And even though Jojo and Angela and everybody else is great.. I will always have this place in my heart for Patty. And without him to fill that hole its just a huge void. Nothing can replace it. And when we have these short little conversations that is just us asking how the other is and that's pretty much it.. It just makes the hole feel bigger and more empty. I'm tired of hurting from it. But I don't know how to fix it. But I know trying to avoid him and not think about him isn't working. So I need a plan B. Sigh.

The picture of the day is actually from inside Angela's car when we were getting a car wash. It was the most exciting part. I clapped my hands and got all excited. I'm not sure what it's suppose to do exactly.. But it's prettyful!

Quotes of the day:
Me: "La Push baby, La Push!"

Waiter guy: "Can I start you ladies off with some margarita's?"
Me: "NO!"

Angela: "I feel like I'm always embarrassing you."
Me: "Well you are. But it's okay..it's like you said I'm easy to embarrass."

JoJo: "Did you show them that picture I sent you with Blade?"
Me: "No..they wouldn't find it funny. They are serious fans. I've trained them well."

Jessica: "You guys are a trip."

Me: "We would need rap names. Like Lil J and Lil Ang and Lil KK."
Angela: "We can't all be Lil."
Jessica: "I could be De Jon."

Angela: "Got leafs?"
Me: "Actually its Got? Leaf....sssss."


Question of the day:
If you were a rapper..what would your name be? HOLLA IT AT ME, YO.

Salty and non-salty

I was pretty much lazy all day until around 2ish. I went out with Cynthia. We went to Chili's and Hastings. It was fun. I bought her a random lil stuffed hamster keychain. And she bought me a drink and I bought us chips. Epic right? Yeah.. I then went home and continued to be lazy. I'm waiting for Jojo to get online but he is taking forever and i'm so tired and my head has been hurting all day. So I don't know if I'll be able to stay awake long enough. But anyway..the picture of the day is us..in my car. You can tell from the tootsie roll air freshener. Tomorrow I'm going shopping with Angela and Jessica. Lori was suppose to go but she is going to spend time with the kids instead. I have so not been in the blogging mood lately. SOMETHING IS WRONG WITH ME.


Quotes of the day:
Cynthia: "I had the best Thanksgiving! How about you? How was yours?"
Me: "Epic fail."
Cynthia: "I got my mom saying that now."
Me: "Uber."
Cynthia: "That too."

JoJo: "I promise I'll never leave you :)"

Me: "We have..salty..and non-salty. We're good."
Cynthia: "Uh yeah..your two basic food groups."
Me: "Seriously all we are missing is chocolate."

Me: "Okay two guys have winked at me now. It's time to go."
Cynthia: "They are probably just like 'hey that 13 year old is drinking!'"

Me: "CHOCOLATE! Now we are good!"

Cynthia: "When I was little I always thought beer looked like it tasted good. Like root beer or caramel or something."
Me: "Yeah then you grow up and realize it tastes like ass."
Cynthia: "No! You just haven't tasted the right kind of beer. Like the kind that tastes like fruity pebbles."
Me: "I actually don't know if I care much for that cereal."


Question of the day:
Worst holiday?

Uneventful Thanksgiving

I woke up today at 9AM. I watched the parade while talking on the phone with JoJo. It was the only good part of my day. The rest was spent being bored, being lonely and being bored. I even fell asleep from being too bored. The meal was good, but honestly, Thanksgiving is more than food. So its depressing to me that food was one of the highlights of today. I'm going to be glad the Lori and Amy will be home for Christmas. Because this blowed.

Okay so instead of listing everything I'm thankful for which would take all day. I'm going to list the things/people I'm thankful for TODAY. (Meaning the people that made me happy today.)

/clears throat -
JoJo
Angela
Patty
Amy
Zach
Timmy
Karebear

Yep, six people and a dog. But especially JoJo. He kept me from going insane from lonelyness.

P.s. People who are getting a divorce shouldn't have Thanksgiving dinner together. It's fucking awkward. I took my dinner to my room it was so awkward. I yelled "DONE" after a couple of minutes and ran away with a plate of turkey. True story.


Quotes of the day:
Angela: "Omg paper cut! Where's Jasper?"
Me: "Ohhhhh shiiiiiiit!"

Me: "She thinks you're my..sugar daddy."
JoJo: /cracks up laughing "That's priceless."
Me: "That's not funny!"
JoJo: "That made my day."

Me: "You're Indian?"
JoJo: "Cherokee. Echotan Cherokee."
Me: "Lol!!! Ew you're a werewolf!"
Me: "I'm telling Angela you're a werewolf. She'll like you more."

JoJo: "Sugardaddy wants to know how his sugarbaby is."

Me: "Happy Thanksgiving Patty!!!"
Patty: "You too, squirt."
Me: "How has your Thanksgiving been?"
Patty: "I cut my thumb, but its okay I suppose."
Me: "So THAT'S where Jasper was. No wonder he didn't show up at Angela's."
Patty: "What?"
Me: "Oh..nothin. Put a band-aid on that shit."


Question of the day:
What are you thankful for today?

Twilight Beauty

I did alot of shit today. I went to carpet stores and looked at carpet. I helped Mom pick out the carpet she wanted for her room and the living room and I got carpet for my room. Its blue, I like it alot. I also got Twilight make up in the mail today. Now I can like wear make up like a real girl. Yay? Yay maybe. I honestly have no idea how to apply any of it. Awesome. And apparently Angela was planning on getting me Twilight make up for Christmas, oops! I went and picked up Cynthia at like 6:30 and we went to Angela's house then Waffle House and then back to Angela's. Then Cynth and I went to Wal-Mart then back to her house. Good times. It was fun. I had alot of fun. I missed Cynthia. Even though she isn't the same person I once knew I still love her. I guess I'm not the same either maybe. It was slightly awkward for me. But I enjoyed it nonetheless. The picture is my Twilight make up. Its really pretty. It almost looks too pretty to wear. I bought Angela's Christmas present today and Joseph's. So I did get something done I wanted to today. Yay? Yay.

Tomorrow is Thanksgiving. Holy hell I'm ready for good food.


Quotes of the day:
Angela: "That should make you feel funny... Going with ANGELA and JESSICA to LaPush... And then to Port Angeles to shop!"

JoJo: "Blade made him shit sparkles."
Me: "Shut up. Edward would kill blade faster than you can blink. WHILE saying something really sweet and romantic to Bella at the same time."

Me: "THIS IS AWKWARD."

Me: "Fuck you I'm playing Elvis."
Cynthia: "Well fuck you I'm playing the Wal-Mart song."
Me: "FINE."
Cynthia: "FINE."

Me: "Well I'm glad you enjoyed your hashbrown buddy."
Cynthia: "Me too! She is rad."

Cynthia: "Oh so you have a sugar daddy."
Me: "What??? No. Seriously no."
Cynthia: "So you like him?"
Me: "Noooo not like that I mean. BLEH its different."


Question of the day:
So how was your day?

Back up off my hashbrowns

Packed up some stuff today. Went to Wal-Mart with Amy. Bought Adam his Christmas gift. Went to Beebe. Had Waffle House again. Tried to find carpet. Failed. Blah blah blah. I'm so tired.

Picture is Danny with his Waffles.

Quotes of the day:
Mom: "That's just embarrassing."
Me: "Whatever.. You are embarrassing."

Amy: "Fail."
Me: "No Mom fails."

Amy: "Are you going to eat your hashbrowns?"
Me: "YES! Back up off my hashbrowns!"

Me: "Good news... Cute guys do exist in Beebe."
JoJo: "Yeah?"
Me: "Yeah!"


Question of the day:
Why didn't Angela and I talk hardly at all today? I was obviously more busy than I realized.