Geeked out

I have felt sick all day. Coughing and sneezing and a runny nose and fever. John gave me whatever he has I think. So I pretty much was just miserable all day. And then eventually I went to the apartment and JoJo helped me get my computer up and running. I was getting frustrated and then JoJo called me and he figured it out really fast. Apparently John forgot to plug in the graphics card lol. So..anyway..I got my computer up and running and I was thinking about naming it Edward since this computer I'm on right now the gateway is named Bella. Though I didn't name it after Bella from Twilight actually. I just really liked the name. It was complete irony that the name would later fit my life alot. But alas, I decided why not name it after the person that bought it? JoJo it is!

Now I'm back at the old house. And I'm starving and feeling really sick. Hank has already rearranged the whole living room.. Weird. And he is overly excited about there being only one coke left in the fridge..

The picture of the day is my bag of sweettarts that I have been eating like crazy. They aren't really helping my throat much.. I need halls or something but I really can't stand the taste of halls.

Okay..not many quotes of the day. I didn't talk to many people today since I didn't feel good. And I don't feel like typing tons of stuff anyway. Move along..


Quotes of the day:
Me: "I thought I figured it out but I didn't so now I'm just frustrated! I thought it was the monitor but I can't fix it."
JoJo: "Relax sweetheart. We'll figure it out. I bet I know what it is.. Did he plug in the graphics card?"
Me: "Oh..nope. FAIL. Oh well.. give him a break he hasn't seen alot of new technology. And I haven't even seen any graphic cards that have to be plugged in."

John: "So..I got geeked out by SantaJo."


Question of the day:
Favorite fast food place?

Computer blues

I spent all day with Amy, John and the kids. We had lunch together then went to K-Mart so Amy could pick up her layaway. When we got home I convinced John to put my computer together. He barely got started when he said "I need thermal grease." Amy and I raced to radio shack to try and make it back in time for him to finish putting it together before he had to go to church. But we didn't make it. So I packed up all the parts and shoved them in my car, as it conveniently rained. And then followed Amy to her house. All just to find out on my way there when JoJo called me, that I in fact didn't need the grease. Because the computer part that Joseph bought me as it already on it. OOPS! Then John followed me to the apartment and we put the computer together there. Or rather I bugged him while he put it together. But I stupidly forgot to bring to the keyboard. So I left the apartment and JoJo called me complaining that he should have called and walked us through it. Men.. They all think they know everything.

Now I'm home and playing WoW with Jojo. But I'm trying to convince him to just call me so I can lay down in my warm bed and stop getting frustrated with the fact that I'm still playing on my old computer. And not my new fancy one. The good news is..before we realized we couldn't download windows 7 without a keyboard..I GOT TO SEE IT ON! And the LED blue lights are AWESOME!!!!! :D

The picture of the day by the way, is of Caleb. Cutest baby everrrrrr!

Quotes of the day:
Me: "Its okay I told him you were a geek."
John: "Apparently not geek enough."
Me: "Not as geek as him.."

John: "So what's his name?"
Me: "Joseph but I call him JoJo."
John: "But I'm not you."
Me: "Right so call him Joseph."

Me: "If cookie is to..you know what.. Then sweettarts is to boobs... Think about it!"
Angela: "I love his cookies mmm."

JoJo: "I'm frozen."
Me: "Poor Jojo!"
JoJo: "I know!! I'm a meat popsicle!!!"
Me: "Can I lick? lol"
JoJo: " :) You're epic... I was in the middle of texting you "wanna lick?" You're just too good."

Me: "My sister had a dream about you ahahaha!"


Question of the day:
Are you good with computers?

Cookie swap

I woke up today and got ready to go to a cookie swap at Amy's church. It was fun and I ate alot of good cookies. Then we went to McDonald's and we met Ronald McDonald there..he was pretty terrifying. He gave Adam and Daniel stickers that said "I met Ronald." And both Adam and Daniel insisted on putting the stickers on my jacket. Then we went to the J-ville library and had cookies (again!) and coco and watched Christmas cartoons while we waited for the J-ville parade to start. At the library there was a older man dressed sorta like Santa. Even though Daniel and Adam don't believe in Santa, Daniel insisted that this guy was the "christmas guy" which is what he calls Santa. So Amy and Daniel got a picture taken with him. It was cute. The parade was fun but long and I froze my butt off. (I can say that now that I somewhat have a butt to freeze off!) So basically my day was great!

That is until I got home and realized that my niece had given me lice. I wasn't even going to say this on here because it grosses me out so much. I had never had lice before so I freaked the heck out. It was by far my most girly moment ever. Three and half hours and three and a half bottles of lice shampoo later...I don't have lice anymore but it was the most annoying thing I have ever had to do. Changing my sheets, trying to get all that stuff in my long ass hair, cleaning my brushes, etc etc. It was annoying. And I'm still grossed out at the thought. But what can you do? I mean..when you spend as much time as I do with Ashley and Zach..it was bound to happen I suppose. Lori didn't get it, wonder why?

The picture of the day is a picture I took at the parade. I don't know why I like it so much but I think its because of the use of colors. Moving on..

Quotes of the day:
Me: "NO! Nobody can swap those cookies! That's my Sugar Daddy and werewolf cookie! Swifer no swapping!!!!!" /waves arms around frantically

Me: "Crying over something like that..it was the most girly moment I have ever had and probably will ever have."

Hank: "NO!! Don't lose that mug! It's my only mug!"

Me: "I should cut my hair really short again."
JoJo: "NO!!!!"
Me: "Why not?"
JoJo: "Don't like short hair on girls :)"
Me: "But I look okay with short hair."
JoJo: "Yeah I guess I could chop mine off too... Get a military do."
Me: "NO!!!!"

Me: "My nose is red =["
JoJo: "You can lead santas sleigh!"

Daniel: "Mommy!" /points to the guy that looks like santa

Adam: /pointing to a cake ball "THERE IS CHOCOLATE IN THIS!"

Me: "Those guys are wearing snuggies!"
Adam: "What??? Where are the snuggles?!"
Me: "Snuggies! Not snuggles!" /cracks up laughing "What's with you and infomercials anyway?"


Question of the day:
How was your day?

Not my gumdrop buttons!

Today I went to Amy's house and made cookies for the cookie swap at Amy's church tomorrow. I made gingerbread men and women. It turned out to be a big project. But I had fun doing it. I made a vampire gingerbread man (last pic) and let Adam eat it. I made a Sugar Daddy gingerbread man (second pic) complete with fancy boots! And of course Jojo in wolf form too! I had to use green for his eye because none of the other colors were working right and there was no brown. /pout And of course the first picture is the not my gumdrop buttons picture. You know..Shrek.. Come on!!

Okay so I spent all day making cookies until I was extremely tired. I got McDonald's on my way home. Came home, took a bubble bath, got in my PJs, now I'm writing this and waiting for Jojo to get in WoW. But I'm going to try and actually sleep tonight since the cookie swap is at 10 in the morning. Ehhh!


Quotes of the day:
Amy: "You should make them thicker."
Me: "Yeah they aren't good thin."
Amy: "That's what she said!"

Amy: "It's stuck."
Me: "That's what she said!"

Me: "BAHAHAHA VAMPIRE GINGERBREAD MAN!"
John: "You know these are for church right?"

JoJo: "They're trying to mooch your sugar daddy!"
Me: "Mooch or smooch?"

Amy: "This isn't the right consistency. Its runny."
Me: "That's what...she said..?"


Question of the day:
If you were a gingerbread cookie..what would you look like?

Presents from Sugar Daddy Part 2

I woke up this morning and the first thing I had to do was put on lotion. I then realized..HEY.. Angela has changed me! It's true I'll never like shopping. And I'll probably never like make up even if I start using it. But I am starting to like lotion and the idea of body splash is looking more and more interesting. Nail polish will probably never be appealing unless its black though. And I'm not sure about other girly things. Especially when make up is so confusing to me. But hey that's alot of change. And all because of Angela. See what having your own personal Alice does?! CRAZY!

I went through my clothes some today. I just get so a.d.d. when doing things like that. I don't know. It went from going through my clothes to..deciding I need to wash all my dirty clothes before I actually go through my clothes. And then that turned into me deciding I need to figure out what kind of cookies I'm going to make. And then while I was trying to decide that..I hear a honk outside. I run to go answer it (in boxer shorts, big mistake it was cold outside) and it was the UPS guy giving me another box from Jojo! This had a gaming mouse in it THE EXACT ONE I WANTED! No idea how he knew that. And a bunch of other top of the line parts for my computer plus a random t-shirt lol. The t-shirt came with the mouse and its huuuuuuge. It swallows me whole. But oh well. I can't believe how much he spent on me. At least a thousand dollars. AT LEAST. That's insane to me. INSANE! I am so happy though. Its so nice and so great. And I love it all so much!

I then played WoW with him for a little while before we both decided we were bored with it. And we talked on the phone for two hours until he had to go to sleep because he has business meetings tomorrow. But he is going to get off early so I'll be able to play WoW with him more tomorrow! I'm excited. He has been pretty busy all week. And I think I'm going to hook up my new monitor tomorrow at least. AT LEAST. I just can't all this new stuff just starring at me waiting to be used! But right now I'm sleepy and cold. So back to my loft! /batcave theme song

P.s. Angela - I am giving you my old computer if you still want it. As soon as I can get all my stuff off of it, and restore it. But you'll need to get a new mouse and a new keyboard. (Christmas idea maybe?)


Quotes of the day:
UPS guy: "Is this from the same friend?"
Me: "YEAH!"
UPS guy: "Huh..nice friend!"

Me: "I just realized this computer monitor is bigger than my tv! Holy shit!!!!!"
JoJo: "Lol hook it up. It's a top of the line one."

Me: "You're never going to let this poison thing go are you?"
JoJo: "I'm sorry it's just funny to me."
Me: "Well its funny to me that you have more than 20 cars and you don't own a damn volvo."
JoJo: "Sweety, it's because I own a porsche."
Me: "Volvo's are better than porsche's."
JoJo: /gasp
Me: "Yeah I said it."

Me: "I hate to break the news but...I'll never like shopping."
Angela: ":-D I'll like it enough for both of us."
Me: "You already do Alice.. You already do."

JoJo: "I'm different I don't fit in any molds."
Me: "Well that's why I like you."

JoJo: "I found out my sister is a Twilight freak. She read all the books and stuff."
Me: "Great! Now you can borrow them from her and read them!"
JoJo: "Hun, I can't read. I'm just a farm boy from Alabama."

JoJo: "So why am I werewolf?"
Me: "Because! You're Indian.. You have a pony tail.. You're tan.. You're Indian."
JoJo: "And all werewolves belong to Angela?"
Me: "No. Well...no not really. Because Alan is werewolf and he belongs to me. And you belong to me and you're a werewolf. But she does like her some werewolves."

JoJo: "I'm thirty-five and I'm not married.
Me: "Yeah but you have a little boy."
JoJo: "I got lucky with my lil boy. You're only twenty-two, you've got your whole life ahead of you. Don't rush things."


Question of the day:
What are you werewolf, vampire or human? (Human soon to be vampire!)

Tramatized by Alex Skarsguard

I pretty much did nothing eventful today. That is until later on in the afternoon when I went to Beebe and Angela, Austin and I went to Waffle House. Then we went back to her house and had Wild Catz night. What did Wild Catz night consist of, you ask? Well I'll sum it up for you -

Twilight Venom
Fake eggs
Blue balls
Alexander Skarsguard
World of Warcraft dancing
Brittney Spears
Chad Vader
The badger song
Perverted jokes
JoJo

Of course other things were discussed. But those were the main topics. I must say..the Alexander topic was the most disturbing. I don't really care to "revisit" this..so I'll just say it involved a very disturbing/traumatizing image of him in the shower. My eyes will burn for the rest of my life.

In other news - I am officially pissed off that my carpet is NOT coming in tomorrow like it's suppose to. And is instead being DELIVERED Wednesday of next week. I am not looking forward to moving into the new apartment that much. But I do want to fucking get it over with. I wanted to put my carpet down tomorrow and get my furniture set up AND MY COMPUTER so I could start moving in completely. I don't see the point in taking my new computer out of the box getting John to come here to set it up just so I can undo it and rebox it to move it to the apartment and get him to set it up again. That's silly. But I want to put it together already! I can't wait a week! SIGH! And on top of that! We don't have internet at the apartment yet! And Mom wants to start sleeping over there by FRIDAY. And I refuse to do that because I am not going to put my furniture together until I have carpet down. How stupid would it be to put all my furniture together and then move it all when I get carpet? But I don't relish the idea of staying at the house when Mom is at the apartment with MY car. GRRRR.

I forgot to take a picture at Waffle House like I planned on doing. So my picture of the day is me in my car after I got home and realized I hadn't taken a picture. Its okay though because my scarf is in the picture! I love my scarf! Its so cuddly.

Angela helped me get Amy and Lori's christmas gift. THANKS ANGELA! Couldn't have done that without ya!


Toxic by Brittney Spears (also known to WoW players as the Female Blood Elf dance.)




Quotes of the day:
Angela: "I realized something today. YOU are getting me through the winter. Through the depression. I'm half way through and I'm going to be ok."
Me: "Yay! What I got you for Christmas should help too. Oooo a hint!"
Angela: "Ohhh how did you get Rx drugs!! Lol."
Me: "Rofl well shit you figured it out."

Me: "MY RETINAS ARE FOREVER BURNED!"

Angela: "We need to have a rehearsal and do this in two weeks."

Angela: "HE IS MAKING ME DRINK!"
Me: "You're making her drink!"
JoJo: "Have you guys been in poison again?"
Me: "No! That was one time and it was a accident!"

Me: "HEY AUSTIN! Your Mom says you can put the blue balls back under the tree!"
Austin: "Oh my gosh...." /shaking his head

There was really way too many quotes of the day tonight. I should just stop here. Oh and I can't remember an exact quote on this.. But the dude at Waffle House said I'm moody tonight. Which is crazy because I was in a good mood. And I don't think my good mood resembles my bad mood at all.. /shrug He is the same guy that called me emo the last time I was in there. Whatever dude you work at Waffle House and don't have teeth. And you bother your customers. Screw you!


Question of the day:
Why am I the only girl I know that finds Robert Pattinson to be drop dead gorgeous? Oh well more for me!

Presents from Sugar Daddy

Jojo bought me a brand new gaming computer with a 24" monitor and windows 7. I have never got such an expensive gift before. It makes me feel really bad that I won't be able to spend that much money on him. But he says money gifts don't mean much to him. So maybe my gift will because I put thought behind it. But this gift means so much to me. I'm so happy. And not just because its an amazing gift..but because he cares enough to buy me something like this. And now I can keep playing WoW with him! He even said he really didn't think of it as a Christmas gift and that he just wanted to solve my computer problem. Its really the nicest thing ever. I am really glad he cares for me that much. I really care for him too.

I feel bad for him because he is constantly defined by his money. Why is it that rich people are defined that way? I mean people don't look at me and say "Oh she is poor..she must be a horrible person not worthy of my time." Or at least I don't think they do. So I don't get why people would look at him and think him being rich means anything different. Sure it means he has nice things but that means nothing really. Its shocking that people think such things. People I would have never thought would judge others like that. But honestly, I don't care what they think of it. Its not ruining my happiness over it. He is a really nice guy who likes me as a friend and wants me to be happy. I know it for what it is. So I don't care what others think they know what it is. Because they are wrong. And if they can't just be happy for me for having such a nice great friend rich or not..then I honestly don't give a fuck. So all their little snide comments about him wanting something more from me. Or me not being enough for a millionaire to be interested in. Or whatever.. Its all just humorous to me. So go ahead. Make your little comments. Jojo and I will be laughing at you later about it.

P.s. The sugar daddy thing is actually really funny and he made a character in WoW called Sugardaddy. It's pretty hilarious.


Quotes of the day:
Me: "I'm freaking ouuuuutttt! lol!"

Mom: "What's all of this?"
Me: "THAT'S MINE I THINK!"
Mom: "What??"
Me: "Is my name on this?"
UPS guy: "Karen?"
Me: "YES! OMG JOJO GOT ME THIS!"
UPS guy: "So this is the right house then?"
Mom: "Yeah..apparently her friend got this for her."
UPS guy: "Wow..wish I had friends like that!"

Mom: "This guy has more money than brains apparently!"

Mom: "This is insane! How old is this guy again?"

Mom: "Well now you can give me your old computer."
Me: "Psh you have a new laptop."
Mom: "Well then Amy."
Me: "She has a new laptop. I'm giving it to somebody who really needs it."
Mom: "Zach then."
Me: "He doesn't need it and that's not fair. And seriously..are we having this conversation right now? I just got a new computer and you're already trying to pawn off my old one. I'm going to go be excited about my new computer now." /leaves the room

Amy: "You really DO have a sugar daddy!"

Me: "I seriously should have given him the gift I got him first.."
Amy: "Its the thought that counts right?"
Me: "I sure hope so!"

Austin: "Can I have your friend?"

Hank: "So..she finally got a boyfriend?"
Mom: "I don't know. I don't think so."
Hank: "And he has money..well..she is smart."

Hank: "Why would a millionaire be interested in her?"

Amy: "Well I'm happy for you. I'm glad you're friends with someone who has money to share and is generous with it. I'd buy you your own place if i could afford it. Someplace in the country somewhere..a sanctuary for all strays.."

JoJo: "I'm glad you're happy."
Me: "So happy."

Me: "I hope you understand that I love you for you and not your money."
JoJo: "I do :)"


Question of the day:
What makes a person so bitter that they automatically think the worst of everybody they don't even know?